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2008 OFFICIAL PLAYER & ALUMNI THEME TUNES
In accordance with all other professionally run cricket clubs, Offley & Stopsley have elected to choose a piece of music to accompany each player as he walks out to bat during the 2008 season.
In the case of some players theres a good chance that the strains of the music will still be echoing around the ground as the batsman makes his traditionally swift return to the pavilion. (No offence, Wayney.)
Actually thats not quite true; the club hasnt made such a momentous decision (in the light of the decision to splash out on a sightscreen the remaining music budget means we could barely afford to cobble together enough money to buy a couple of CDs from the bargain bin at the local petrol station let alone install a state of the art sound system).
Each selection here is designed to cause as much offense (for the individual concerned) and as much merriment (for everyone else) as possible so try not to take it too seriously.
Indeed players are encouraged to regard the process as an exercise in self-assessment. Try and look beyond the sarcasm and implied shortcomings for a moment and consider why this particular piece of music has been chosen. Failing that sit back, pop open a cold one and close your eyes and imagine the Offley Cricket Ground reverberating to the strains of Robbie Williams Let Me Entertain You as Chris Austin plucks up his bat and strides out to the middle to take on all comers.
MARK TATTERSALL CIGARETTES AND ALCOHOL (OASIS)
MOHAMMED QUMAR CARELESS HANDS (FRANK SINATRA)
KEITH TOWNDROW BECAUSE I GOT HIGH (AFROMAN)
WAYNE CUTTS IM THE LEADER OF THE GANG (GARY GLITTER)
DARRELL COOPER SEX IN THE KITCHEN (R KELLY)
MARTIN BIGMORE I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER (MEN AT WORK)
COLIN KEELEY THE VOICE (ULTRAVOX)
MATTHEW FREEMAN THEME FROM CASUALTY (KEN FREEMAN)
NATHAN BRODIE I PREDICT A RIOT (KAISER CHIEFS)
SIMON WARRINGTON WAKING UP THE NEIGHBOURS (BRYAN ADAMS)
RIZWAN AGAINST THE WIND (BOB SEGER)
GARETH MATTHEWSON THE PSYCHIATRIST (BELLE AND SEBASTIAN)
MO CHAUDRY WILD THING (THE TROGGS)
JEFF FRANCIS CHARIOTS OF FIRE (VANGELIS)
STEVE BEXFIELD INTENSE (ALISHAS ATTIC)
STEVE HOAR BEING BORING (PET SHOP BOYS)
CHRIS LATINO FUNKY MOPED (JASPER CARROTT)
DARREN LUNNEY YOURE SO VAIN (CARLY SIMON)
CHRIS AUSTIN LET ME ENTERTAIN YOU (ROBBIE WILLIAMS)
JON CERASALE JUST OLDER (BON JOVI)
DAVE BRIDGLAND KING OF THE JIVE (SHOWADDYWADDY)
PHIL GOURD LIKE A PRAYER (MADONNA)
RICHIE BARKER PERMANENT VACATION (AEROSMITH)