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Butter Finger: A Tribute To Steve Denton

Steve Denton
He’s the man, the man with the buttery touch
A drop-smith’s touch
There’s just one Steve Denton
Beckons all those simple catches in
But they never stick in

Simple chances he will spill on the ground
Then his buttery fists he will pound
A catch he can hold he’s not found
It’s the touch of butter

From Mr Steve Denton
Batsmen you’re safe from his butter-smeared hands
Make the most of your life, hit the ball in the stands

Simple chances he will spill on the ground
Then his buttery fists he will pound
A catch he can hold he’s not found
It’s the touch of butter

From Mr Steve Denton
His hands are covered in butter and marge
He’s even dropped more than Cliff Large
His fingers are made from Lurpak and Anchor
When he goes for the catch he just looks like a chancer
He’s Steve Denton
The man with the buttery touch
The butter touch!